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NATURAL SELECTION

ALEXANDER AND KERMIT

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

A: Their middle name.

“SPONGEBOB’s TRUTH OR SQUARE” DUE THIS YEAR

Gamemaker THQ will release SpongBob’s Truth or Square to mark the sponge’s tenth anniversary,AWN reports. 

The game, which is being developed for the Wii, Nintendo DS, Xbox 360, and PSP, will have players journeying through various SpongeBob locations in search of the missing Krabby Patty formula. It will feature a new morphing ability for the title character.

The game will be released this fall.

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Head Munchees Candy Corp

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WHAT WE LEARN FROM THE MOVIES

It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.– A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.– If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.– Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.– It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts — your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.– After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking.– No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.– Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection

CARTOON NETWORK TO HOLD PORTFOLIO REVIEWS AT ANIME EXPO 2009

Anime Expo has announced that Cartoon Network will be at this year’s event to hold portfolio reviewsin the Artist Alley on Friday and Saturday, July 2-3, 2009, between 10:00 AM – 12:00 PM and then from 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM. Artists wishing for a professional portfolio review may sign up at Cartoon Network’s section of Artist Alley. Reviews will be conducted on a first-come, first-served basis.

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Mercedes Flinch

TWO MEN WALK

Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy in the Yankees cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: “I’ll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a drop.”

The bartender laughs and says, “You’re crazy, but you’re on.”

The man positions a shot glass on one end, walks to the other end and unzips his fly. He then pisses everywhere — all over the walls, over the bar top, all over the bottles of booze, and all over the bartender. The bartender roars with laughter and tells the man to pay up.

The guy in the Yankees cap pays up, laughing and smiling, too.

“What are you smiling at?” asks the bartender. “You just lost $1,000!”

“Well, you see that guy in the cowboy hat over there crying? Before we came in, I bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar, your walls, your liquor AND you, and not only would you not be mad — you would laugh hysterically about it!”

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“TOTAL DRAMA ACTION” AND LIVE-ACTION BLOCKS TO DEBUT IN JUNE

Cartoon Network will premiere Total Drama Action on Thursday, June 11, at 9:00pm, AWN reports. 

Separately, KidScreen reports that Cartoon Network will debut CN Real, an all-live-action block, on Wednesday, June 17. The bloc will consist of the reality-adventure series The Othersiders at 8:00pm and Survive This at 8:30pm. Two game shows, BrainRush and Destroy Build Destroy will debut on Saturday, June 20, at 8:00pm and 8:30pm, respectively.

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